Visible Procrastinations
The great chain was upset; for the entire duration of the chain’s formative years it held the dream of being decorative jewellery. Being a golden necklace chain was not too much to ask, was it?Now the poor old ‘great chain’ found itself relegated to being the pull chain attached to a toilet cistern … how the mighty had fallen, all of those early dreams crushed by the power of destiny.In fact, the chain was not upset - it was utterly pissed off!

The great chain was upset; for the entire duration of the chain’s formative years it held the dream of being decorative jewellery. Being a golden necklace chain was not too much to ask, was it?
Now the poor old ‘great chain’ found itself relegated to being the pull chain attached to a toilet cistern … how the mighty had fallen, all of those early dreams crushed by the power of destiny.

In fact, the chain was not upset - it was utterly pissed off!